Spoonerisms: Pwned!

Last night, I was on the bed socializing with Dipity. I had left the door open, and sure enough, Spoon stuck his head in. He was moving in slowly and cautiously, with that perpetually confused look on his face, but Dipity started the low growl. He made his way to the bed, and as soon as he jumped up, about a yard from Dipity, she hissed and lunged at him. He immediately ran away and she ran under the bed.

She just needs to realize that she's already in charge and he's perfectly harmless. Poor boy, he just wants to be dominated by another alpha female.