Other: Fake Tweets

(All fake tweets tested to stay within 140-byte limit.)

• No jury duty tomorrow. Done for at least one year, but have to mail form back to ensure that. Bastards require me to supply the stamp.
• Forehead bruise faded to lovely yellow-green. Much more noticeable than original pinkish-red, which just made me look like I had bad skin.
• Lots of yellow-green just above nose bridge. I'm seriously lucky I didn't break it.
• Dipity getting much more affectionate with me last few days, purring and sprawling on my chest when I get in bed. Still hates Spoon.
• Getting amigurumi burnout. No more swaps for awhile after this month. Gonna make stuff for me again, dammit!