Monday, December 27, 2010

Knittin' Crap: Lowest Form of Humour

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
-Oscar Levant

The latest in my compulsion to render bad puns in yarn: the Ninja Star:

Ninja Star

Previous offenses:

Sunflower Costume Ball
The Costume Ball
The Catfish

Lemon Shark
The Lemon Shark

Friday, December 24, 2010

News: Holiday Funnies

Funny Pictures - Christmas Cards for Cats
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Funny Pictures - Bunway Security Administration
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And how many people will react to their Christmas presents:
funny pictures - I got it!
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Thursday, December 23, 2010

News: Inspirational Thoughts For Today

job lols - Thought For The Day
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The acronym for the CIA's new Wikileaks Task Force is priceless. Figure it out.

job fails - What We All Want To Say
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job lols - Problem?
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Funny Pictures - Cat Diary
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And the requisite lolcat:
funny pictures of cats with captions
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

News: Cats, Cats, Legos, and Cats


Someone at Apple managed to get paid for making an Antikythera Mechanism (a 2100-year-old device that could accurately predict eclipses) out of Lego Technics.

More cats:

Other: A Creeping Death

The last two months, I've been spending an exorbitant amount of time playing Minecraft. I'm not even going to try to explain the game here, because I'd just make my addiction sound more pathetic. But I will show some pictures of my lovely glass domicile, featuring a jacuzzi/fishing pond on the first floor and an expansive greenhouse on the second:

Minecraft screenshot
Minecraft screenshot

I heard about the game from one of the kernel developers at work. The dude is lucky that he's a couple hundred miles away and that I still haven't figured out how to subcontract ninjas. But for anyone who was expecting a bigger Xmas present from me than they end up getting, well, you will know whom to blame.

P.S. While I may be addicted, I'm nowhere as bad off as the guys who put this together on a multiplayer server: (Yes, I am doing the "Well, I may not have a life, but they have even less of a non-life... or more of a non-life... or however that logic works" thing.)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

News: 'N'Stuff


funny pictures-Fud Dispensr Manual:  Troubleshooting
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I firmly believe that cats possess a genetic knowledge, and this is one of the items. The call of the can opener (not as used now that most cans of cat food and tuna have those pull-tabs) and fear of the vacuum cleaner (something Pandora refused to have) are two others. This one is in the same vein:
funny pictures-Week 1:     Used the Big Eyes face to have humans giving me treats and the best spot on the sofa where the dog isn't allowed.  Week 2:     Have brain-washed the dog into protectin' me 'cause I'm so little.  Week 3:     World domination should be a snap fr
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The Stupid:

funny pictures-The Thanksgiving Turkey is missing you say?
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Not having a hard time imaging Spoon if I actually baked a turkey...