Friday, October 29, 2010

News: Ninjas, Cats, and Ninja Cats

(Disclaimer: ok, none of this comes close to being "news," but it's still more relevant than anything they show on Fox News these days.)


job lols - So That's Why I Took A Pay Cut...
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job lols - They're Always Watching....
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funny pictures-I'm sorry I destroyed your rebel base.  Is it time to eat yet?
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funny pictures-The ways of The cat are Mysterious ..but anyone who's ever owned a cat for longer than half an hour could have predicted this.
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A music video starring kittehs!:

Ninja Cats!:

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funny pictures-ninja cat cannot ...FOUND....
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Friday, October 22, 2010

Other: Ouchie

The Teenager Audio Test - Can you hear this sound?

Created by Oatmeal

I can actually hear it, and yes, it hurts, and trust me, 25 is a very distant memory. Dipity, sitting nearby when I played it, could also hear it and got up with this WTF look on her face. Of course, she's a cat. And she's 2.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Metro Journal: Fr00t L00ps

fr00t l00ps In case anyone was wondering, no, I haven't heard back from the LA County MTA since my last missive. Current working theory is now that I have been placed on their "ignore her and maybe she'll go away" list. Aka, the "fruit loops" file.

News: Farcebook and More!

Facebook nonsense:

Note I am still 100% Facebook-page-free. So I'm either perfectly well-adjusted or I'm Ted Kaczynski.

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funny video game photos - farmville vs farms
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Completely unsorted complete nonsense:
Too true:
funny pictures of cats with captions
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This reminds me of a dream I had once featuring Bob Dole (I am not making that up):

I wonder if this comes in cubicle-size:
You Can't Tell Me What To Do!
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Why there is no god... Because I can't reach the tacos from the hot tub.

The US Department of Agriculture has been bombing Guam with dead mice stuffed with acetominophen in an effort to control the invasive brown tree snakes.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Knittin' Crap: Holiday Knitting Season Is ON!

funny pictures-Look lady, I'm just saving  *someone*  from an  "Ugly Christmas Sweater"  predicament.
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Yes, it's that time of year again, where I start to go a little nuts making holiday gifts. Work has me really busy, and I've started a little later than I intended, so come December, I might get sleep-deprived again. I'm also having a harder time coming up with ideas for some people this year, although I'll figure something out.

I've also had a "request." Normally I only take requests if it's reasonable and you're a really, really, really, "take me to the vet when I have to put my kitty to sleep" good friend. Otherwise, it usually turns into "No, I won't make it for you but I'll give you lessons" + annoying smiley face. (Said smiley face is even more annoying in person.) However, there is a loophole case: if you give me an idea that makes me curious enough to experiment and also is not onerous enough to take the rest of my natural life, I might get suckered into it.

News: Stupid and Stupider

Teh stupid, it burns:
  • An idiot-meets-cop story that's actually from some place other than Florida! An Ohio woman walked up to a police officer, asked if there was a curfew, and then asked if there was an open warrant out for her. No and yes! There must be a better way to find out if an arrest warrant exists for you. I wonder if there's an app for that.
  • Of course, that doesn't mean the idiot locus has left Florida. This guy got pulled over on a traffic stop. The officer noticed the unmistakable smell of marijuana coming from the car, so he searched the man, and found two baggies of assorted drugs between his buttocks.
    When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately said, according to the report, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”

  • Tell Me About It... Wait- For Reals?
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    That just leaves me speechless...
  • Southern Baptists are not allowed to practice yoga, while "Other Christian leaders have said practicing yoga is incompatible with the teachings of Jesus." You know, I've read the Bible a couple times and I never saw anything along the lines of "Thou shalt not tie thyself into a knot."

FCC (Fuzzy Cat Censorship):
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funny pictures-Nothing to see here folks
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Whiteboard jungle action:

  • work fails - Project Managers Are Prepared For Everything!
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    Can I get some extra spell points while you're at it?

  • That guy? The one at the computer? That's totally me. I have said that exact same thing before. Java is a bloat-hog and if you're only going to run your app on one platform ever, WRITE IT IN SOMETHING ELSE.

  • jobs fails - Ninjas Who Do Not Appreciate You Taking Their Things
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    Dude, I need to figure out where they hired their ninjas!

And to end that on a positive note: - When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die

Friday, October 1, 2010


Ok, most of this really isn't "news" so much as part of the backlog of what my geeky, ailurophilic, somewhat cracked self thinks was kewl.

job fails - Useful
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--I'm pretty sure more than one person is willing to eat around the new life-form.

  • Mass transit encourages exercise. Well, duh, I already could have told people that, although perhaps "requires" would be a better word, as the bus rarely drops you off at the closest parking spot.

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