Spoonerisms: New Kitty Tryouts

Spoon says, "His eyes are seriously freaking me out, man!" That's a veto.

Spoon and I have been talking about it (ok, the conversations mostly take place in my head) and we've had some new kitty tryouts.

"Um, is her face on her body or are her legs on her head?" He already goes through life confused enough as it is.

I made him a few trial friends in the past couple weeks. I don't think they're going to work out. They tend to be even more passive than he is, which is saying a lot. Spoon and I both need a boss kitty. Although this guy did have a lot of personality:

But after Spoon told him, "Don't call us; we'll call you," the amineko got kind of upset.


"But we can still be friends!"


Spoon basically needs a kitty to be his BFF, one who won't get smushed if Spoon happens to roll over on (probably) her. I'd also like one who is willing to be a fashion model, like orangecat.blackcat's guy here:


(Did I mention I do strange things when I'm bored?)