Whiteboard Jungle: Co-Irker Christmas Crap

Summary of my co-irker's reactions to their gifts¹:

Who	What	Why	Reaction
Bob		A couple weeks ago, Bob did a faceplant on his glass coffee table. Ouch! Fortunately, no permanent damage, but he did have some nasty cuts.	"Oh, wow."
Chandra		People around here seem to think disk space grows on trees. Chandra is our storage engineer, so I thought I would help him out by giving him a LUN tree so he could grow more disk space!	"Oh, that's amazing! Very pretty!"2
Dan		See this post.	"Is this supposed to be a murloc? I guess that's appropriate. Pretty cool."3
Joe		I had already made Joe the Bear a Joe the Bear, Jr. I made him a Mini-Me Joe the Bear so he could take one home to his wife.	"Oh, that's great! Now I can take one home to my wife!"
Hansen		See this post.	"Oh, he's so cuuuuuuuuute! I don't want to show Bob." (Immediately wraps Jr. carefully in the tissue paper, then shoves him back in the bag.)

¹ I won't have my boss's done until tomorrow, but he usually insists on saving them until Xmas anyway.
² Not sure that word means what he thinks it means...
³ Thus narrowly avoiding keyboard smackage.