Top 10 Things I'm Most Likely To Say At Work*
- Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
- Ok, what'd you break this time?
- Hansen, I already told you that last week!
- Why do these people think disk space grows on trees?
- Not my problem; not my fault.
- I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to.
- Why the hell didn't they give this information to us before now?
- (speechless at the stupidity, but making very articulate facial expressions)
- Don't know; don't care.
- I am so going to start carrying around an undated letter of resignation.
* Excluding exclamatory expletives
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What about "I am carrying around my letter of resignation to throw down at a moments notice!"?
Well, that's implied, but I should have added, "and sharpen the edges to give someone a papercut!"
"And my other hand is holding a lemon, with which to pour its juice over that papercut!"
"And I've got some salt in my pocket, too!"
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