Friday, December 12, 2008

Whiteboard Jungle: Top 10 Things I'm Most Likely To Say At Work

Top 10 Things I'm Most Likely To Say At Work*

  1. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
  2. Ok, what'd you break this time?
  3. Hansen, I already told you that last week!
  4. Why do these people think disk space grows on trees?
  5. Not my problem; not my fault.
  6. I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to.
  7. Why the hell didn't they give this information to us before now?
  8. (speechless at the stupidity, but making very articulate facial expressions)
  9. Don't know; don't care.
  10. I am so going to start carrying around an undated letter of resignation.

* Excluding exclamatory expletives


spajadigit said...

What about "I am carrying around my letter of resignation to throw down at a moments notice!"?

Karen said...

Well, that's implied, but I should have added, "and sharpen the edges to give someone a papercut!"

spajadigit said...

"And my other hand is holding a lemon, with which to pour its juice over that papercut!"

Karen said...

"And I've got some salt in my pocket, too!"