Other: Über Cool Nerd Goddess

I figured since I was apparently missing certain key aspects on the geek test, and there is no way in hell that I am going to start dressing up like a hobbit just to raise my score, I'd find a nerd test.

I assume, though, that it is judged not on an absolute scale, like the geek test is, but relative to other people who have taken the nerd test. Therefore, if a disproportionate number of non-nerds have taken the test, like if it's used as some kind of fraternity test to weed out excessively nerdy initiates, that would skew the results. Right?¹

However, the results page announced they are working on version 2.0 of the test, so I took that.

I am an Uber Cool Nerd God². Run! Run!

No, I have absolutely no idea how I only get 2% on a scale of dorkiness. I suspect there's a bug in their code. (Yes, I know what "code" means.) Actually, I take issue with a lot of their criteria. The geek test was much more finely-grained.

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¹Who here is not saying to themselves, "Damn, this woman needed to take a nerd test to figure out she was a nerd?"
²Should be Goddess here, people.