Spoonerisms: No-Fail Alarm Sound

I tend to be very difficult to wake. Yes, a loud alarm clock can usually do it. However, having grown up with a cat who likes to eat grass then puke it up on my pillow, the one sound that, without fail and at any volume, can wake me up from a coma is that of a cat about to throw up near my head.

They should make an alarm clock that makes that sound.