Other: Ninja in a Box!

Because apparently even craigslist doesn't have a "Ninjas for Hire" section, I decided I had to provide my own ninja delivery system. (And why do I need a ninja delivery system? Because harsh language has proved insufficient in certain situations.)

It's still in the prototype stage, but below is a test video. Note I was not testing it on Spoon; the camera hog saw the camera set up and, as usual, he had to get in the picture. He didn't seem all that perturbed, oddly enough. Maybe if it had been "vacuum in a box."