Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Metro Journal: July 1 Sitting on the Most Intelligent Part of Your Anatomy...

There was a group of about 3 or 4 obnoxious, loud, and magnificently stupid teenage boys on the 780 this morning.

Dumbass A: What's estrogen?
Dumbass B: It makes you gay, dude.

Then wouldn't all women be lesbians?

[part of some joke about prostate cancer, which ruffled my feathers as my father is a prostate cancer survivor. Of course, they were such inveterate dickheads that I was already wishing I was sitting closer to them if only so I could "accidentally" stab one with a knitting needle.]

Dumbass A: Where's your prostate?
Dumbass C: Right here, dude.
Dumbass A: Oh, I thought it was in your ass.

No, that's where your head is lodged. Dumbass.


ZantiMissKnit said...

It's pretty hard for me to get my feathers ruffled, knowing how stooopid teenaged boys are.

I have felt like poking someone with my needles, several times.

Karen said...

Well, 780 buses are longer than the normal city bus, probably by about 1/3. I was sitting about 1/4 of the way back. They were sitting about 3/4 of the back. The bus was pretty crowded. They had to be extremely loud for me to hear their entire conversation verbatim. If they had been speaking at a normal conversational volume where they could hear each other, I wouldn't have heard them and would not have had to start mentally designing amigurumi voodoo figures named Dumbasses A, B, and C.