Knittin' Crap: Smackdown!

I'm signed up and ready to go for my first Yarn Smackdown event! (What, you say, is this "yarn smackdown" concept? Well, that's what the link is for!) Ok, fine. Basically, you're given a target and a weapon. Except you have to knit or crochet the weapon. And the weapon could be a scarf or some socks or a hat. Or, in my case, amigurumi, aka the "deliver death with a smile" event! (What, you say, is this amigurumi concept? Click the link!)

Basically, you're given a target and the pattern for a weapon. The object is to complete the weapon and mail it to your victim before someone sends you a cute and deadly.

My event starts August 9. Hormonally-suppressed, 4'9" 15-year-olds doing backflips on broken ankles got nothing on this!