News: WTF Round-up

• A suitably whacked-looking man, in Florida, of course, spent 3 days in his motorized mobility chair chasing around a woman. Presumably the woman spent 3 days not calling the police.
• An impressive WTF:
  
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  Ooooh, I can return them without hassle? Why didn't someone tell me? I might have tried having one.
• Infamous Chinese iPhone manufacturing sweat-shop sterling employer Foxconn now requires its workers to sign a pact not to commit suicide.
• A NY Orthodox Jewish newspaper photoshopped out the women present in the now-famous Bin Laden take-down situation room photo, including Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Dude, WTF?
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  Just... facepalm...
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  I'm giving that thing about a month before it gets banned on city buses everywhere after multiple impalement-of-other-riders-when-the-driver-has-to-slam-on-the-brakes incidents. Seriously, folks, someone's going to get an eye poked out!
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