News: Who's The Boss?

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  Except I always end up in the meeting where I'm either getting grilled about something or it's with that asshole who is always blathering on about absolutely nothing so he can feel important and (fail to) impress his colleagues and waste my time in general and isn't even the boss. And did I mention no one even brings us donuts?
  
• Well, the obvious answer is the cat is the boss:
  
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  Totally doing this, and maybe not even waiting until next April Fools day.
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• Instructions on making a yarn swift from an office swivel chair. Finally, a chance to do something truly productive at work.
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• A report shows that workers will destroy their own computers to get an upgrade. I know mine is going to commit suicide by jumping in front of an oncoming bus any day now unless my next upgrade request gets approved...
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  Funny, that's also how cat owners tend to spend their tax refund...
• And finally, leaving you with this inspiring thought:
  
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