News: More Fakebook Follies

• Since craigslist banned "adult services" ads, prostitutes have been flocking to Facebook.
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  (We are all going to assume that the cat has a thyroid issue, ok?)
• According to this, I am apparently much cooler now than I was "then."
• Because of yet another bug, Facebook has been exposing the supposedly-private information of millions of users for years.
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  You wanna bet "Dan" doesn't get invited to any more family reunions?

And not Facebook, but we all know I hate Apple just as much:

• I've been saying Apple is a cult of nutjobs for years now, but brain imaging research has proven me right.