Friday, August 22, 2008

Knittin' Crap: My Obituary

Time of death: Approximately 8:15 Thursday morning
Where: at the box holder package pick up window
Whodunnit: The Emerald Warrior
Instrument of death:
I was lying there, on the post office floor. And the janitor hadn't gotten a chance to mop it yet. Ew.

I duly reported my death to the appropriate authorities, then put myself on the zombie waiting list. I have just received the dossier for my head-to-head opponent. The first one whose lethal amigurumi arrives at the target's door survives.

Time to get sharpen my crochet hook and get to work.

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