Minecraft: Ahhh, Kids

Last night I got to ride back and forth to LAX with my friend's 5-year-old. Toward the end of the return trip, he started telling us (me and his mother) about how his brother (he has two, one who is named "Boney" and the other one whose name he doesn't know. He's an only child, by the way) cheats at Minecraft by buying a diamond pickaxe, and how that's cheating.

This was after he taught me a song called "Poop Your Head," which goes something like this:

Shake my booty
Shake my booty
Shake my booty
In your ass