We decided that if pawn brokers and parking valets can get their own reality shows, we should get one, too.
Shot 1: RL stares at screen and pounds on keyboard.
Shot 2: Coffee break.
Shot 3: I start cursing at the screen. "What the *bleep*!? You *bleep*ing piece of *bleep*! What were those *bleep*ing monkey *bleep*ers thinking?"
Shot 4: RL stares at screen and pounds on keyboard.
Shot 5: KK mocks my knitting, again. I silently plot revenge.
Shot 6: Coffee break.
Shot 7: Minecraft discussion on IRC.
Shot 8: JP calls someone a moron.
Shot 9: Me again. "*bleep* *bleep* *bleep*ity *bleep* *bleeeeeeeeeep*"
Shot 10: Meeting. Everyone's playing with their smartphone, except me, because I'm knitting.
Shot 11: Closing credits over RL staring at screen and pounding on keyboard.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
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I could even shoot this for you...
I neglected to mention my group is actually spread out. About half are in Silicon Valley and the rest are one-offs at various offices, including Taipei. One guy works from his barn in Ohio. So we'd need a travel budget! Although I am going up to HQ in April...
you wouldn't need a travel budget if you can get a rocket surgeon to make the telepresence work consistently.
If I really wanted to see their faces every day, I would have made life-size cardboard cutouts of them and put them in all the empty cubes around mine.
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