Knittin' Crap: Wipeout!

Well, I totally didn't come anywhere near close to the damned Champs-Élysées. I did get more than halfway through a long-sleeved pullover (women's medium) knitted at an absurdly small gauge, though, so I still feel like I accomplished something. Here it is (the body, knit in the round (like a tube), with the back finished to the shoulder edge and starting on the front past the armhole division):