Whiteboard Jungle: Bugzilla Bug Status Wishlist

We use bugzilla at work. I often seem to spend half my day reading, creating, and updating tickets. In addition to the standard available statuses, such as NEW, ACCEPTED, FIXED, and the passive-aggressively ruder ones such as WORKSFORME and WONTFIX, I would really like to see the following:

• DONTGIVEACRAP
• NOTMYPROBLEM
• AREYOUSHITTINGME
• SCREWYOUGUYSIMGOINGHOME