News: Random Bits

Stuff that's been sitting around but hasn't found a themed post.

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  I'm dying to know what the knitter's response was. I would have been tempted to say something like, "No habla dumbass" and kept on knitting.
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  seattle woman: "you look just like kristin hersh" me: "i AM kristin hersh" her: "she's a musician" me: "i know" her: "it's really uncanny"

  — kristin hersh (@kristinhersh) August 24, 2012

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  That person should write *all* movie synopses.
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