Knittin' Crap: Wipeout!

Well, I totally didn't come anywhere near close to the damned Champs-Élysées. I did get more than halfway through a long-sleeved pullover (women's medium) knitted at an absurdly small gauge, though, so I still feel like I accomplished something. Here it is (the body, knit in the round (like a tube), with the back finished to the shoulder edge and starting on the front past the armhole division):

You know you're a total geek when...

You sing the 1982 Flash Gordon theme, by Queen, to your cat with the following lyrics: "Spoon, ahhh-ahhh, Savior of the Spooniverse!"

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You know you're a total geek when...

... you have a cat sitting on either side of you and you put a hand on each one and say, "I'm completing the cuteness circuit!"

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  Except I live alone so I don't even have to waste time dying.
• The only thing that would make me nuttier than when a creeper blows me up when I'm carrying diamonds is sewing all those hundreds of little squares together in this creeper plushie pattern.
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  Um, ew. Those don't look all that appetizing.

And what happens when kitty doesn't see the creeper coming!

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