Showing posts with label common sense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label common sense. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Whiteboard Jungle: The Clean Underwear Server Rule

Yesterday, I came to realize that the Clean Underwear Rule (you know, always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident, which really makes no sense, because they probably wouldn't be all that pristine after an accident) needs an edit: always wear clean underwear and always configure all your servers in a clean, maintainable way, because if you're in an accident (or get fired/laid off/transferred/abducted by aliens/etc.), the person who ends up getting blessed with the responsibility of migrating those servers to a new location won't be faced with an undocumented, nuclear-fallout-zone, steaming-pile-of-horse-shit setup and thus will be saved from coming to the inevitable conclusion that you're either lazy, incompetent, or an idiot, or maybe even all three.

And if that person who gets to clean up your mess just happens to be me (and it's always me), you will be saved from worrying that she will also strongly consider making a voodoo doll dedicated to you.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Why Don't They Just...?

As part of a new, intermittently-recurring series, I bring you...

Why Don't They Just....?

Because "common sense" is an oxymoron!

Yet again this week, airline passengers had to restrain a nut job using seatbelts and plastic handcuffs, and even then had difficulty keeping him in check. So, what I want to know is...

Why don't airliners just carry a roll of duct tape as a matter of course?

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